Friday, June 08, 2007
I talked to my friend Mary Briarwood last night. She’s married to my friend Will Briarwood.
“He’s out running errands – I think he was going to the birds store, to the pet store, the hardware store…”
Sounds like fun.
“As he long as he doesn’t get into any fights tonight.”
“Just verbally. He went to get his hair cut last night, where we always go –“
Some guys get into bar fights – Will got into a fight at the salon?
“Let me tell the story, please. So, he’s talking with the woman who cuts our hair -- in previous conversations, she has referred to herself as a moderate Republican.”
Doesn’t sound like the kind of person that Will would get into a fight with.
“He didn’t, not with her. He said they were having a fairly polite discussion, speculating about next year’s elections, when the guy who was her next appointment somehow got into their conversation.”
“What was the term Will used – I think he referred to the guy as a ‘typical Republican dick.’”
I suppose there are still plenty of them around. I trust no one was injured.
“No, no injuries. Will said that this guy was just obnoxious. You know how some people just can’t discuss anything without making you mad?”
You mean, like typical Republican dicks.
“And you know that he and I don’t generally get into fights with people who vote Republican – I mean, I love his mother, and she has been voting that way for fifty-five years.”
And in all fairness, I’ve encountered plenty of people who vote against the Republicans, and who are pretty obnoxious when discussing politics.
“That’s true. I work with a woman who is a hundred-and-ten percent pro-choice, and she gets semi-hysterical with anyone who raises the slightest disagreement with her.”
So what did Mr. Dick say to get Will in a fightin’ mood?
“I think Will said that it started when the guy heard Will mention Hillary, and the guy said he was moving to Canada if she wins blah blah blah, and then the guy trotted out the old dogma about all of President Clinton’s accomplishments being just the finishing touches on everything Reagan and Bush did.”
I don’t mind talking with people who disagree with me, but come on, show me that you’re thinking before talking. Not just repeating talking points, or dogma.
“And the guy said he would never vote for – what’s his name, the actor – Fred Thompson?”
Yeah, just what the country needs, another Republican actor running for President.
“The guy said he could never vote for him because he voted against impeaching Clinton.”
An ideologue, sounds like.
“Lots of those out there. It’s going to be a long seventeen months.”
Well, tell Will to stay out of trouble, and ask him to call me when he has some time.
“OK. Say hi to covivant for me.”